Patriotic Bitch - Written and Performed by Alanna Ubach - Directed by Ian Mccrudden
New York Times: 

“a seriously talented actress”
“entertaining” “deserves to live on”
“a strong generous soul”

 -Anita Gates


Theater Mania: 

“A powerful presence”  “impressive” 
“extraordinary physical expressivity and ear for diverse speech patterns”

 -Sandy MacDonald



Variety:

“remarkably well observed and interesting”  “hilarious”
“wonderful texture”

-Sam Thielman



NY Post:

“a talented Latina actress” 
“admirable emotional range” 
“powerful….protean actress”

-Frank Scheck



The LANALOG:

” I saw the BEST one woman show last night” “ she goes from character to character FLAWLESSLY and was hilarious the whole time”

-Lana LoRusso

PATRIOTIC BITCH

Written and Performed by Alanna Gonzalez Ubach
Directed by Ian McCrudden
Producers: Chu-Chu Pictures Inc. and Rob Kolson
Associate Producer: Christopher Nathaniel
With additional Music by: Ina May Wool
Photo and Art Work by: Glen Wexler

Alanna Ubach's hilarious irreverent one woman show is a portrayal of several women from different societies, countries and walks of life and their frustrations about how hard it is to catch a break in this world. They are all introduced to us by Yolanda Rodriquez, a humble Mexican bathroom attendant .


Back for TWO NIGHTS ONLY!!!
Friday February 19, 2010 - 8:00 PM
Saturday February 20, 2010 - 8:00 PM

Hudson Backstage Theatre
6539 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90038 View Map
Tickets: $20.00 - Buy Now




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Photos by: Carol Rosegg




:: Featured Articles ::

June 13, 2008

BACK STAGE - By Ron Cohen

"Alanna Ubach is a highly watchable actor, and she gives full rein to her considerable skills for characterization in her one-woman show Patriotic Bitch. Her script..." more

June 11, 2008

NEW YORK DAILY NEWS - By Raymundo Monell

"Alanna Ubach found inspiration for Yolanda Rodríguez, the narrator of her ongoing one-woman show, “Patriotic Bitch,” in an interaction with a bathroom attendant. “The woman was there, she had a paper towel and..." more





:: Audience Quotes :: 
NONE of these new fans know Alanna personally!


“Patriotic Bitch is not only a brave artistic display of interpretation and beauty by one incredibly talented woman, but it keeps you laughing from beginning to end. An equally edgy and beautiful insight into one’s immigrants life…..the show is so politically incorrect (or correct, however you see fit)…..PB is a must see. I was genuinely blown away and inspired.” 

Frank Fattori - Executive Assistant,  City Lights Motion Pictures


“That was a truly amazing show. Alanna is amazing. I loved it,  cried at the end. Was so moving. She is young gifted courageous smart and above all a damn good actress and writer, a very rare combination.”

Eric Gaskins - Designer


“A striking talent. Really has it all together. I was very impressed. She’s the show and never disappoints.” 

Norman Twain - Producer


“Alanna is really an amazing actor. Her transformations and characters were fantastic.”

Barry Strugatz - Director


“Alanna is just amazing. A great talent. It was wonderful theater. The best of its kind= PURE SHARED EXCHANGE. Inspirational.” 

Roberto DeFelice - Actor


“I felt startled by how vivid the characters were.” 

Deborah Tobin - Headhunter


“An absolutely hilarious ride. Alanna brings to life some of the most intriguingly zany characters in a way that literally makes you fall off your seat. Not only did she thoroughly entertain us, but she told a story that was heartwarming and poignant. I too am an immigrant. I too felt the cruelty and condescension of those around me who felt they had a larger stake in our country. I too sold merchandise on the street to make a living. Alanna should be commended not only for her performance but for her brilliant writing that used humor and absurdity to unmask the harsh reality of being on the periphery of society. An absolutely stunning evening.”

Jack Fisher - President City Lights Media